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Coworker Wants You To Know It’s Really Cold Outside
In the wake of 24 hour news cycles and constant social media updates, there are still a few things that fall through the cracks. Sure, you may know about overseas conflicts and be up to date on the latest political scandal, but have you been outside? In an attempt to educate the masses, your coworker […] More
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WOW: Local Man Gets Adequate Amount Of Napkins At Drive-Thru
Local man Dale Grimble may just be the luckiest guy you’ll meet. After recently winning $25 on a $2 lottery scratch-off, Dale has once again hit the jackpot. On an unsuspecting Sunday, Dale visited his local McDonalds and placed an order that would change his life. “It was two cheeseburgers, fries and one of those […] More
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Trump Hires 90’s Music Icon Shaggy As New Communications Director
In an attempt to deflect negative criticism as well as answer to some very serious allegations, President Trump has hired 90’s pop icon Shaggy as his new Communications Director. Best known for his… uh.. it’s not like reggae or rap really, but it’s.. whatever. You know, Shaggy. Look I’m not really into writing this now […] More
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Husband Tries To Pitch In, Finds New Ways To Be Wrong
What started out as a simple load of laundry has ended with blood, tears and a new appreciation for a typically mundane chore. In an attempt to both please his wife and also have clean towels, Rick Stevens embarked on what he now refers to as one of the worst experiences of his life. It […] More
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If You Can’t Take The Heat, Then Don’t Read These Tweets About Kitchens 🔥
Ah yes, the kitchen. Home of your favorite snacks, a place to gather with family and your second favorite room in which to cry. We’ve all seen them so they’re very relatable which makes them RIPE for parody! Now without further Mountain Dew… me: ah, now I will drift gently off to dreamland. refrigerator: I […] More
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President Trump Tries To Do His Best Alec Baldwin Impression
Taking his feud with Alec Baldwin to new levels, President Donald Trump today came out for a rare personal appearance in order to roast the actor who portrays him on SNL. “Alec Baldwin’s poor impression of me is not great. I am great, so I know great.” said Trump. The President went on to ask […] More
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5 Simple Distraction Techniques You Can Use At Work (Or Anywhere!)
Sometimes you need to excuse yourself from the weekly staff meeting without causing suspicion. Sometimes Keith from accounting just won’t shut up. Whatever the situation, here are five simple techniques you can use today to distract your coworkers and disarm your superiors. 1. Mention how everyone from Home Improvement has basically just disappeared Sure, Tim […] More
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Keenan Thompson’s Reactions Are The Glue That Holds SNL Together
While not every sketch on Saturday Night Live is a home run, there’s one thing you can always count on: Keenan Thompson being Keenan Thompson. A staple on SNL and the longest serving cast member in the show’s history, it seems like his default role is just reacting to awkward situations and let me say… I’m […] More
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3 Times We’ve All Almost Crapped Our Pants In Public
3., 2., 1. Literally any time you’re at someone else’s house. Like every time. Why do you even leave the house, let alone for a dinner party. You know how you get. How’s that plate of cheese sitting now? Not well. You’re looking at your phone trying to figure out how long before you can […] More
